CROSSING A BORDER !!!!

 

 

 

 

 

Let Me See If I Understand All Of This…...


 

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, you get 12 years of hard labor.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, you are detained indefinitely.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, you get shot.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI  ARABI AN BORDER ILLEGALLY, you will be jailed.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY, you may never be heard from again.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, you will be branded a spy and your fate sealed.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

BUT:

IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY, you get a job, a driver’s license, social security card,

welfare, food stamps, credit cards, subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house, free education, free

health care, a lobbyist in Washington, and in many instances you can vote.  AND you never have to

learn to speak our language.   

ARE WE A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT? 

 (“OR WHAT” = DUMMIES)